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April 25th, 2017
New foods!
Posted by:  Brian@

Bok has just received a shipment of six new foods! Get them while they're still fresh!

Black Beans, Graham Crackers, Green Onions
Lime Juice, Pie Crust, Soy Sauce

In addition, two new items are now available from cooking:

Fei Soup (Level 18), Kitty Twist Cone (Level 5)
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April 24th, 2017
Lemon Lottery!
Posted by:  Acitius_Staff@

15 different users entered the Lemon Lottery this week, but there can only be one winner!

Out of 43 lemons traded in, @GlassyCandleLitThing@'s lemon was chosen!

Congratulations on netting a whopping 150,000 AP!
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April 22nd, 2017
Posted by:  Tournament@

Hold ‘er steady, there’s a new tournament!

It’s said that life always finds a way, from the plants that grow in the cracks of a sidewalk to the vines that overtake abandoned buildings - you can never quite stop nature from creeping back in no matter how many times you remove it. For this reason, many of us had high hopes for Lushwood Meadows in this fight. I mean if nothing else, whoever’s rich enough to be dumping fishstix in there must be rich enough to bribe me, right?


Sure, the Xludge Pond doesn’t have a lot going for it - everyone’s dumping everything but fishstix into it - but what it lacks in worth, it makes up for in scary wildlife! It sent its finest Xlimedian and Xludgeels to wipe out the competition, which they did… a little too easily. As a result, Xludge Pond is the winner! Hopefully game wardens will be able to catch those radioactive fish and send them back to the pond before Lushwood Meadows is also turned into a polluted stinkhole.

I’ve been feeling pretty sick lately and decided to go see Petaline for some tea to help me feel better. While we were sitting outside of her cafe, she recommended a few different medicines for me (she’s a total mom, it’s adorable) to get on my way back home. Shiso seemingly came out of nowhere and immediately began listing all the reasons each of those medicines wouldn’t work and were just a scam by big pharma. What I should actually be doing is going on a juice-only diet for three days while meditating inside of a circle made of healing crystals.

Petaline scoffed at this, telling Shiso they put too much stock in all this new age crap. All I need is some rest, some decongestant, and plenty of water. It’s scientifically proven to be the best course of action! At this, I think Shiso would’ve popped a blood vessel… if they had any. They insisted the decongestant would block my ancestors’ ability to come through and help heal my spirit (and thus my sinuses as well).

What do you think, Acitians? Is Shiso full of it or is Petaline peddling big pharma propaganda?
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April 17th, 2017
Lemon Lottery!
Posted by:  Acitius_Staff@

21 different users entered the Lemon Lottery this week, but there can only be one winner!

Out of 61 lemons traded in, @ebonywyvern's lemon was chosen!

Congratulations on netting a whopping 150,000 AP!
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April 15th, 2017
Posted by:  Tournament@

Try not to get too excited, but there’s a new tournament!

If you recall, the last match involved two pet-themed items fighting over who was the best weapon around. I tuned out a few minutes in to read some very informative articles in this week’s issue of Gardening Weekly. I can’t wait to head back home and perform the recommended Gregorian chants for my tomatoes; I’ll be a shoe-in for sure at this year’s county fair!

This just in - my manager is telling me to stop talking about my garden and announce the results already. What, did people actually pay attention to this fight? Ugh, these weapons are so boring.

*clears throat*

Fei Rapier thought it had the upper-hand against its opponent due to its level requirement, but Seregan Bow proved to be craftier than expected. When Fei Rapier let its guard down, Seregan Bow trapped it between its limbs and bowstring and sent Fei Rapier flying up into the ceiling, where it promptly crashed into and broke some of our lighting equipment. As a result, Seregan Bow came out victorious! I hope its winnings are enough to cover the cost of replacing those lights.

Our next challengers are two very famous fishing spots - Lushwood Meadows and Xludge Pond! Lushwood Meadows is a calm, serene lake filled with many fish, perfect for a day of lazy fishing with the family. Xludge Pond, on the other hand, was once a beautiful pond that has been plagued for years now by illegal dumping and pollution. The befouled waters are home to disgusting, mutated fish, trash, and who knows what else.

Somehow there is a heated debate between master fisherman over which fishing area is the best. I don’t know about you, folks, but I think it’s pretty obvious which one is better.
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April 13th, 2017
Gender and Goop Changes!
Posted by:  Brian@

By popular demand, we have changed the "Intersex Goop Sack" to the "Genderfluid Goop Sack." We have also changed the "Neutral Goop Sack" to the "Non-Binary Goop Sack." The corresponding genders unlocked by these goop sacks have been changed to match the names of their goop sacks.

In addition, users may now select "Genderfluid" and "Non-Binary" as gender settings in their User Settings. The pre-existing options of "Male," "Female," and "Androgynous" are all still available.

Finally, the Rainbow Goop Sack has been changed into a toy item and no longer functions as a goop sack. It is currently only available from What's Behind the Curtain?
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April 10th, 2017
Lemon Lottery!
Posted by:  Acitius_Staff@

16 different users entered the Lemon Lottery this week, but there can only be one winner!

Out of 55 lemons traded in, @caspian@'s lemon was chosen!

Congratulations on netting a whopping 150,000 AP!
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April 9th, 2017
New WSG Items!
Posted by:  Brian@

The Top Hat is now stocking two new items:

Box of Regimen Points, Crystal Cluster

The Box of Regimen Points can be purchased for 500 WSG and redeemed for 25 Regimen Points. The Crystal Cluster can be purchased for 500 WSG and redeemed for 20 Crystals.

In addition, the Regimen Point has received a facelift*:

*You may need to hard refresh to see the updated image.
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April 8th, 2017
Posted by:  Tournament@

Look out, a new tournament is coming in hot!

Passions rose as we watched Team Fiyero Underwear take on Team Bernadette Underwear in what I can only assume was a last ditch effort to win the curvaceous mierra’s heart back. To his credit, Fiyero’s underwear fought valiantly and raised several good points. Unfortunately for Fiyero, Bernadette’s underwear is a force to be reckoned with and forcefully reminded him and his underwear that she doesn’t date just anyone, nor does she owe them her heart!

Dumbfounded, Team Fiyero Underwear realized that continuing to chase Bernadette in hopes that she would reconcile was only leading him down a path of self-destruction and further heartbreak. More importantly, it was distracting him from doing his laundry regularly and forcing the kingdom to watch his wrinkled and smelly underwear beg Bernadette’s underwear to take them back. Upon this realization, Team Fiyero Underwear withdrew from the match and Team Bernadette Underwear was named the victor by default. I can only hope Team Fiyero Underwear then left and located the nearest laundromat.

Our next contenders have no shortage of fight in them, probably because you’re supposed to fight with them. There are plenty of pet-themed battle items throughout the kingdom, but it seems Seregan Bow considers itself the best. To that the Fei Rapier says, ”En garde!”

I’ll be honest with you folks. None of my pets use either of these weapons, and probably for several good reasons, but I like to get my kicks both in and out of the Arena so I’m going to allow these two to duke it out in the ring.
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BFF Contest Reminder
Posted by:  caspian@

Hey everyone! Don't forget that you have until April 14th at 11:59 PM to submit your entries for the current BFF Contest!

In case you missed the news, we've also added to the prizes! The top 5 winners will now receive 2,000 WSG in addition to the BFF Glowe Plush Set! The overall winner will also receive a shiny new forum pixel as a symbol of friendship

Please mail your entries directly to @Tinker+! Don't hesitate to contact me if you have any questions about the contest.
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