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April 24th, 2018
Tournament
Posted by:  Tournament@




Brah, it’s a new tournament.

Have we ever sat down and talked about how much time zones suck and they should just like, all be the same? No? Well, they should be, because it’d make my life a little easier probably.

But that’s not important right now. What is important are the results of last week’s tournament, which I’m sure you all are very interested in reading. Yes, the results that will forever change us all. The results that will tell us, once and for all, which slab of wood is undeniably better.

*opens envelope*

*clears throat*



It would appear that Broken Surfboard is the winner of this tournament, shocking absolutely nobody. Everyone knows everything’s better down where it’s wetter, Acitians! In the ocean! Or on the ocean, rather, since surfing is just riding on water. You should probably use an intact surfboard, though.

In this week’s tournament, Marshmallow Spikes and Springtime Marshmallow Squares will be heading into the ring. Because I bought several packages of both due to lack of self-control.
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April 23rd, 2018
Lemon Lottery!
Posted by:  Acitius_Staff@




6 different users entered the Lemon Lottery this week, but there can only be one winner!

Out of 28 lemons traded in, @Maybelline@'s lemon was chosen!

Congratulations on netting a whopping 150,000 AP!
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April 16th, 2018
Tournament
Posted by:  Tournament@




Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it’s a new tournament!

Hello and welcome back, Acitians! During our week-long break we’ve managed to salvage most of our office, equipment, and files. Or I think we did, anyway; I wasn’t there to help and was instead at home, sleeping.

It would seem that not even a little fire could stop Easter Gromo Figurine, who was not deterred by Easter Pinga Figurine’s off-putting gaze, and they unceremoniously brought the beatdown on the poor pinga.




As things warm up, Acitians have taken to visiting the beach and boardwalk once more! And they have brought boards. I repeat, they have brought boards. Surfboards and skateboards, to be exact. I got to thinking which one could be better - the sea board or the land board? And wouldn’t you know it, this would be the perfect battle for the tournament! So here we are.

Who do you choose, Acitians?
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Lemon Lottery!
Posted by:  Acitius_Staff@




14 different users entered the Lemon Lottery this week, but there can only be one winner!

Out of 40 lemons traded in, @Rin's lemon was chosen!

Congratulations on netting a whopping 150,000 AP!
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April 10th, 2018
Tournament
Posted by:  Tournament@




Due to unforeseen broadcasting errors, incompetent interns, and a little fire, the tournament will not be updating this week. If you haven't voted, you'll have a chance to do so now before the next tournament. If you haven't heard, this week's tournament features the Gromo Easter Figurine vs. the Pinga Easter Figurine.




For those of you who have voted, here's a baby sabre:



Awww!

We're very sorry for the delay and thank you all for joining us every week! You rock!
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April 9th, 2018
Lemon Lottery!
Posted by:  Acitius_Staff@




12 different users entered the Lemon Lottery this week, but there can only be one winner!

Out of 33 lemons traded in, @GUN's lemon was chosen!

Congratulations on netting a whopping 150,000 AP!
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April 2nd, 2018
Tournament
Posted by:  Tournament@




Can you smell what the new tournament is cookin’?

Last week’s tournament was a battle unlike any we’ve seen before. Never in my entire life have I seen such a spectacle, nor seen just how cruel and unjust nature can be. It is with my deepest regrets I must inform the kingdom that Saltwater Taffy was the victor, and that it absolutely eviscerated Corndog.



I’d call you an animal if it weren’t for the fact you’re just insentient candy.


With spring in bloom, I thought it only sensible to pit two of our favorite springy (more like Festival of Fortuney, but whatever) figurines against one another. Give it up for Easter Gromo Figurine and Easter Pinga Figurine!

Who’re you betting on, Acitians?
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Lemon Lottery!
Posted by:  Acitius_Staff@




9 different users entered the Lemon Lottery this week, but there can only be one winner!

Out of 26 lemons traded in, @Livvy's lemon was chosen!

Congratulations on netting a whopping 150,000 AP!
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