Posted by: Tournament@
Can you smell what the new tournament is cookin’?
Last week’s tournament was a battle unlike any we’ve seen before. Never in my entire life have I seen such a spectacle, nor seen just how cruel and unjust nature can be. It is with my deepest regrets I must inform the kingdom that Saltwater Taffy was the victor, and that it absolutely eviscerated Corndog.
I’d call you an animal if it weren’t for the fact you’re just insentient candy.
With spring in bloom, I thought it only sensible to pit two of our favorite springy (more like Festival of Fortuney, but whatever) figurines against one another. Give it up for Easter Gromo Figurine and Easter Pinga Figurine!
Who’re you betting on, Acitians?