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Holy smokes, there’s a new tournament! No pictures, please.
The results are in and Internetizens (get it? Denizens of the Internet) voted overwhelmingly in favor of Zanris, Bernadette’s current beau. “Even Fiyero is over this,” commented one user. But most importantly, Acitians, Bernadette is happy with Zanris, so we should be happy for her!
Neither Bernadette or Fiyero could be reached for comment, but Zanris’ rep let us know that the Zan Man is happy so many people apparently approve of his and Bernadette’s relationship, and that they should all swing by Club Diamond sometime!
Spring is in full swing and I couldn’t be itchier-- I mean, happier. With it has come many feathered friends to celebrate a new year, and I’m sure I speak for everyone when I say we couldn’t be happier to have them! But if there’s one thing I hate about spring, it’s the fact that summer will soon follow. Excessive heat, sunburns, obnoxious people at the beach - bleh, could it get any worse?
I enlisted the help of two seregans, a Spring Seregan and a Summer Seregan, to help me figure out which season is worse. What do you think, Acitius Kingdom?